"Ass is good! Evil is good and ass is good! And if you get yourself a piece of evilass...whooo!" Preacher Pauly (1995)
Miss Unruly has me hooked on funny quotes from throwback movies!
Today Church there is evil among us, and we need to be on guard! We must prepare to battle because the evil I speak of it takes no prisoners, it seeks to destroy, all while giving great pleasure. What evil am I speaking of you ask? I dare not allow the name to flow from my lips, I simply have to show you
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When you see this manner of evil, lurking in front your grocery stores, roaming door to door seeking who they may devour, put on your whole armour resist them and they will flee! Give in and YOU WILL BE CONSUMED! And the evidence from the over indulgence will uncovered for all to see. It's going to take blood sweat and tears to get rid of the shame! FLEE I TELL YA!
I'm a GS for life! Was a troop leader for 6 years and when I tell you these things are my GREATEST weakness, they are. Pray for me. I brought two boxes the other day and the little girl slipped an extra box in my bag *blank stare* HOW EVIL IS THAT? I have you know I gave them suckers right back to their leader. Then A.H. is pushing them suckas like crack around my office and of course you know I had to try the three somewhat new ones. I have been sharing the evil though. Want a cookie?

