Well I'll be Damn!
How about the kids my mister and I were outside popping fire works and the pink college students called the po-po's on us. I had ran inside to get more fireworks, came back to the door and Officer Friendless giving my baby boy the third degree hold the fuck up officer friendless thats my boy you talking to, whats up? He drove up on us so smooth you KNOW a Bitch called them on us! I look up and the pink bastids peepin out the window and shit. So officer friendless proceded to tell me that popping fire works in the city of tuscaloosa is illegal, well me being me (a natural smart ass) asked him then why do they sell them in the city and tuscaloosa aint no damn city! Who in the hell told this hick ass fucka that tuscaloosa was a city, we live in a little ass town, but anyway. I was hotter than fish grease so I just had to ask officer friendless was he going on the WESTSIDE to take they shit? well i didnt say shit but I did ask him was he going on the WESTSIDE (ya know thats the hood) them niggas dont pop fire works they shootin cannons over there! He was like yes ma'am we tearing everybody up tonight. So because I was mad i had to throw salt, so i was like well officer I'll see ya later because when they start they shit (yes i did say shit) across the street you'll be back. He was like they giving you problems nah dude not right now but they always drinking and having loud parties so tonight won't be any different. I'll holla he told me happy new year and proceeded to drive up the street shining big crackhead search light on their house. After he left our block they were still peeping out the window so me and my ghetto ass family FLIPPED THEM THE BIRD AND WISHED them a HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! Ok I got that out my system and I'm going to church and repent for all the cussing I just did in this blog! Peace out yall and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's times like this I wish we still in the hood or at least had a play cousin that lived in the hood and we can go over by they house and break the law and nobody caresss!
